The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to fart at will.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!