The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!