- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to breath under lava

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to lock open doors

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to not have a super power.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

Pointless Super Powers