The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!