- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to stand still

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to never get drunk

The power to smell poo...

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The ability to drop everything you hold

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

the power to kiss your own ass

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to see what a person is wearing.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

Pointless Super Powers