- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to not exist.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

Pointless Super Powers