The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to be Justin bieber

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boo

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to see forever

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!