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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.
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The power to be special just like everyone else.
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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt
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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.
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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.
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The power to do reverse moonwalk
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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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The power to forget what your superpower is
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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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?u?op ?p?sdn ????? o? ???od ???
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The power to have all the powers written in here
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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO
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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.
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The ability to de-carbonate soda
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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.
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The power to change the colour of your appendix
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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!