The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the powre to spel

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to have a atomic fart

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to live.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!