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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.
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The Power to make PotNoodle...
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The power of writte with our feets.
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the power to jerk off
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The power to open any door by using the proper key.
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the ability to make something that docent exists
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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.
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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet
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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.
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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.
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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter
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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold
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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power of even having a pointless superpower.
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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols
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Having the power to stand still
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the power to shout and make people piss their pants
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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.
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the power to relive the least important moments in history
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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!