The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to become black!

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to breath under lava

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to read braile.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to be superman with no power's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!