The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to get sick

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the power to fail at life

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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cry acid tears

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!