The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to fail at life

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to jerk off

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to count to infinity.

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Aweonao

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!