- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to never get drunk

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to piss only when sleeping.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to turn into a pebble

Vanilla scented blood

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

Pointless Super Powers