A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have a power

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!