- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take edible shits.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to close your nose

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to have no powers

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to like charlie

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to turn gold into lead.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to hear fish.

Pointless Super Powers