- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The power to burn the sun.

The power to get hard at will.

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to not be funny

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to have no power.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

Pointless Super Powers