The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!