the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!