Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!