- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to kiss your own ass

The power of self mind control

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to run Crysis.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Pointless Super Powers