the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power drown in water

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!