The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to swim in water.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to poop without wiping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!