the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to have no powers

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!