the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power drown in water

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to jump faster.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to go suicide

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!