THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!