The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!