The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to create powers

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!