- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The ability to levitate birds

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Pointless Super Powers