The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!