the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to clean

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!