The power to see through glass

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!