The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!