The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Death at will

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!