The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!