- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to speak with death people..

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The power to lose this power.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

Liam Brudenell

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to die at will.

Pointless Super Powers