the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to die

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!