The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!