- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to eat nandos

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to be HUMAN

The power to not have any power at all

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to control mealworms

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

understanding every language only if you get insulted

Pointless Super Powers