The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!