the power... to read this

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The ability to clean

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!