The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!