the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!