The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to die on command.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to talk backwards

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to scare female plants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!