- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to scare female plants.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the ability to do absolutely nothing

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

the power to like charlie

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to revive Hitler.

Pointless Super Powers