The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to think.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!