The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!