the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to think.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!