the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the ability to type slower.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!