- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to be -100% faster...

the power of being yourself

32% Levitation.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

Pointless Super Powers