- Pointless Super Powers

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to vomit through your anus.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

the ability vote up this superpower

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to teach someone how to blink.