The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to live.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!