the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to die

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!