- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to have no power

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to see into the present.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to ignore useful information

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to understand irony.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to swim on land.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Pointless Super Powers