- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to have night vision during the day.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to get this. Do you get it?

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to write pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers