The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to fart at will.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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See through invisible people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!