- Pointless Super Powers

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to turn into random objects

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

The power to...lick you're nose

The power to live through torture.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to tickle your own feet.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!