The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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See through invisible people

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to self destruct

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to not care.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!