The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!