The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to have no power.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to go through open windows

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!