- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to go suicide

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power of writte with our feets.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

the ability to tell time without a watch

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to only use yahoo.com

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

Pointless Super Powers