- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power drown in water

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to be a common person

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to die at will

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

hey

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the ability to tell time without a watch

Pointless Super Powers