The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to get sick

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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blindness

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!