The power to run Crysis.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!