The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to always hug people

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!