The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!