The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to burn the sun.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!