- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the power to have the remote come to you.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to not exist.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to start time.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to shrink boobs

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to die when you get scared.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to have hindsight.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

Pointless Super Powers