- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The ability to visually contract STD's

To be able to summon old people

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The ability to teleport into a wall

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The ability to yell through your nose

the power to speak only in binary

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to know when men have erections

Power to make it rain sideways.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

Pointless Super Powers