- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to be a dick.

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to look like yourself

the power to itch your teeth

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to see through glass

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to not have super powers...

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

Pointless Super Powers