The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!