The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

the power to jerk off

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!