The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to die using only your mind.

the power to see everyone as a tree

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!