- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to eat food.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to suck your own dick

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to speak with death people..

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

Pointless Super Powers