The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the powre to spel

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to read your own mind

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!