The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!