The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to be normal and average

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to read this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!